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6/16/2009 Even More Typewritten Messages Zoe has an old typewriter which seems to spontaneously generate strange correspondence. I found this in it the other day: Dear Ant Margarine, How are you? We are all fine cept Muffin; Gorgy’s latest goo was rather Vicious. It ate a good bit of Muffin’s Fur before Expolding. Left a horrid stink it did. Last Market Dae, Mum came home with many things, Pots and cups and even China Plates! Mum says the plates are not reely from China, as they are made by Mr. Barker who lives down the Layne. Johnnie has been Naughty lately, he let Muffin ride him about and they crashed into the potting shed and broke 5 pots and a Ceramic Vase Mum puts Roses in. Johnnie got a Hat to match his Lace. He is very Stylish. His hat twas maed by Gorgy, it is Purpul beecuz it is his favrit color. Johnnie also ate a bit of wall Paper and now Mum is in a Tizzy. She said that we must Redo the Batheroom. Ooh and Grampa Bobbs has come up Tops, for he has givyn us a Pig! The Pigs name is Beatrix, she has Piglets, there be 6 of them and they are named by Number. He has also givyn us another Cow, it has maed Friends with Bessie. We have named the newe Cow Oxford. Mum says it’s a Joke but I don’t Get It. Mum has got Gorgy a new Pet: It is two Little White Mice in a Cage. Gorgy calls them Blindy and Chopper; she reeds Too Many Books. The Brown Chicken lives under the Roof nowe with us. It has made a nest on the Beem and sqawks at Mum when she commes Neer. Gorgy lost a Tooth. It had no Holes. That is all for now. Love, Ted. TrackbacksWeblogs that reference this entry
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