Nick and Schuyler’s Top Ten Variations on the “Guitar Hero” Videogame.  Try this list out on another ten year old boy to see if they think it is really really funny.

The runner ups are:

10. Opera Hero – You dress up like a fat lady wearing a horned helmet and yell.

  9. Guitar Geek – Hack into fame by using a computer for a guitar!

  8. Drum Hero – Play the drums if you can’t keep a tune.

  7. Guitar Freak – Like Guitar Geek but weirder.

  6. Guitar Villain – Run around and hit people with a guitar.

  5. Guitar Hamster!  (no explanation)

  4. Guitar Villain Hero – Chases the guy hitting people with guitars

  3. Shut-up Hero – Hits the guy making up the guitar hero list for being stupid

  2. Bagpipe Hero – You have to wear a kilt.

The Number One alternative Guitar Hero game title is:
  
  1. Fart Hero!